Splork likes to ride his bicycle but sometimes people driving in those noisy, smelly, scary things bother him like they do me. I upchuck everytime I have to ride in one when Mom and Dad drag me places. I’d prefer to fly but they don’t let me do that.
Anyhoo, Splork did this little rant about bicycling on Hub Pages: I Am a Cyclist. In it he squawks about how annoying he finds drivers of cars and how disrespectful they are of his self-powered efforts. It’s a good, high quality, rant, worthy of the very picky Hub Pages site. My only disagreement with him is that he suggests automobile drivers allow snakes to live. I hates snakes and I fully support people running over those nasty egg eaters!
You folks driving cars in the Nashville area be nice on the road. Don’t do mean things to folks like Splork on bicycles and make them go bananas. You do have my permission to run over snakes though.
