If you think like I do then not getting a few slices of banana a day is a crime, something worth squawking about. But, if we’re realistic, there are many real crimes out there so let’s take a look at some bloggers who’re helping others prevent becoming a victim of a crime.
Penlangisenja gives some good, common sense advice in the Yahoo 360 post: Crime Prevention – Your Role. The Sacramento Bee also has this excellent advice from a police officer: Crime wave elicits prevention strategies
It looks like the Mesa Arizona Wal-Mart doesn’t think much about crime prevention: Walmart snubs Mesa Az police shoplifting advise. Of course, those door greeters are so freakin’ annoying but I guess they don’t get too many bananas in their job so I guess they take it out on customers.
Harley Nash points out this kind of troublesome auto part theft: Catalytic Converter Thieves. Another reason why to avoid a large vehicle unless you need to haul a large bird around.
Well, if you want to keep criminal’s hands off your bananas you better check around and make sure you’re doing all you can do to prevent crime. Otherwise, you might be left with only orange pellets to eat.
